Monday, March 4, 2013

Onesies. Just say no.

Is it truly the time for the apocalypse?  Have humans really regressed to the state of being overgrown toddlers?  Is it, in fact, the idiocracy? How has this happened?  Our society stands, wobbling, holding desperately onto the side of the sofa.  In, let’s face it, a babygro.

I’m talking about the ‘onesie’.  When we envisioned the one piece suit of the future, this was not what we had in mind!  What are you doing people?  Are you two?  Are you old enough to buy your own clothes or is your mummy still dressing you?  Now i’m all for freedom of expression, but there are levels.  What happened to dressing like a grown-up?  And not a grown-up tiger.  Now stop it. And put some proper clothes on.

1 comment:

  1. Gah! A ghastly creation ... why don't we just buy these pillocks a dummy and a rattle to complete the look?